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Sunday, July 25, 2010

FBI Email Scam

It was only a matter of time before the idiots overseas tried using a US Government agency like the FBI for a creative yet threatening email scam. I received this one in my email box today and I was laughing my butt off over it. The broken English of the email had me just shaking my head in disbelief but I know that someone somewhere might think it is a legitimate email. I did at first when I saw that it came from

First off, the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) does not, will not, and never has demanded money to be paid to them to avoid arrest. When you get this one please delete it after you laugh yourself silly. Here it is for your personal enjoyment...

This is a letter from the FBI authorities. You are to go through this e-mail
attachment immediately and get back to me so that we can resolve this pressing
issue. If you don't get back to me within the next 24 hours you might be arrested.

I am waiting for you e-mail....

--Forwarded Message Attachment--



Funds, you are to contact the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION,Phoenix,Arizona to obtain the above required document, find below their contact information's:

Contact Person: Rev. Ben Bruce


Address: 1224 mabo lane road,phoenix,Arizona
Phone Number: 206 259 6321

Ensure you contact them EFCC with your Full Name,Address and phone number/cell number via email.

Contact the EFCC via Email with the information above immediately,once you contact them i will get back to you or else i will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning.

Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Law together with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the EFCC OF ARIZONA where the fund was transfer from. Also Note that you are to take care of the cost of the Document, which will be issued in your name. due to the content of the document and how important and secured the document is, you as the beneficiary will send to the EFCC OF ARIZONA the sum of Usd300 Dollars only for the issuing of the document right away and your Usd1.5 million will be release to you, That is the lay down rules for ANTI CRIME DEPARTMENT to release such sensitive document, EFCC will issue you the authentic and original copy of the documents with seal on it for verification and approval.

NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund; exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism.You are to send and email to Rev.Daniel Parker and ask for the instructions to get the CLEARANCE DOCUMENTS in oder for you to clear your name and receive your funds.

WARNING: failure to provide the above requirement in the next 24 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be jailed....... As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT. No body is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presumed you are law abiding citizen whom would not want have scuffles with the authority, in and outside America.

We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms and our authority is irrevocable so don't dare dispute our instruction, just act as instructed.The person you know will not help you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. the funds in question was deposited by those people that contacted you.

Note: You are to contact them (EFCC) with your full names,phone number/cell number and full address via their email which i stated above immediately for the processing of your Clearance Documents within the next 24 hours.

Faithfully Your's
Robert S.Mueller 111
FBI Director

Note contact the EFCC via email you have less than 24 hours to contact them and ask them how you are to acquire the CLEARANCE DOCUMENTS.

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Friday, July 09, 2010

Vegetarian Zombies

This is a classic The Far Left Side piece. LOL!

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