Iranian Letter to Bush

What do you suppose was in that letter from the President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to the President of the United States George Bush? From what I understand it was over eighteen pages long and apparently that would be considered a book so President Bush was briefed with cliff notes on the content of the letter.

Now I thought that was funny when I first heard it. Was there not an Iranian interpreter around to translate the letter to English and then give that copy to the President? Maybe with the new immigration plan they have been working on the guy got deported?

“This letter isn’t it. This letter is not the place that one would find an opening to engage on the nuclear issue or anything of the sort. It isn’t addressing the issues that we’re dealing with in a concrete way.” Condi Rice reported late today.

I’m reading between the lines and guessing what the letter said. This is just my fictional account of the letter.

My Dearest President Bush,

I’ve got Nukes you infidel! Nana, nana, boo hoo….
I’ve got Nukes you infidel! Nana, nana, boo hoo….
I’ve got Nukes you infidel! Nana, nana, boo hoo….
I’ve got Nukes you infidel! Nana, nana, boo hoo….
I’ve got Nukes you infidel! Nana, nana, boo hoo….
I’ve got Nukes you infidel! Nana, nana, boo hoo….

(18 pages later)
Thhhbbbbbbttttt,
Mahmoud

Just my best guess but it could have happened that way? This administration is never going to tell us what was really said in it anyway. I like my version better. It seems more realistic and probable.

Papamoka

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