Exclusive: Virginity for Sale
Then I find out that the hard times here in America have hit home and my best friend down in Alabama, the one and only Gun Toting Liberal is auctioning off his virginity too! Ladies are only allowed to bid in his auction if you were wondering. It’s like a damn plague. Damn you George Bush for causing this financial crisis in our nation. If you have the time you might want to check out his post on it. You have to promise not to tell his wife though. She would kick his butt from here to the moon! That and I’m trying to extort lunch money from him. Funniest thing I’ve read lately. Kudos to GTL for a twisted way to profit from this story on his blog. Although, I hear word that the highest bidder right now is someone that used to be named Verne but had one of them operations and goes by Laverne now. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I’ll keep you posted.
I’m pretty sure both of the folks noted in this post will be going to jail for the oldest profession in the world but what the hell if they get out in a couple of years millions of dollars richer. Kudos to GTL for a gut wrenching belly laugh spin on this story.
Papamoka
Labels: College Tuition, Creative Payment Plan, GTL, Gun Toting Liberal, Masters Degree, Natalie Dylan, Paying for College, Prostitution, Student Loan Payments, Virginity Auction, Virginity for Sale
6 Comments:
LMFAO, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the linkie-luv and a MUCH more laughable recap of the events than I myself could have come up with ;-)
You da MAN! :-)
I was pissing my pants reading your post. You are still a slut bro!... ROFLMAO
By the way, for the ladies reading this comment, you can still get in on the bidding for my twin brotha from anotha motha... :)
Let me get on eBay and sell my books, movies, CDs and vinyl! Gotta get tht bid up! I’m hitchkiking distance from Alabama! LMAO!!! BJ
And you wonder why there are 2Billion+ people in the world hoping, praying, & meditating for the destruction of the USA?
One only has to observe the out-of-control behavior of Modern Western Women to understand why.
Get a life Anon! You wouldn't understand a joke if you heard one.
Other news, for BJ!!! He's about ready to take coupons for Kraft Mac and Cheese or other similar food related products. Start to clipping.
He's a little upset, we talked on the phone tonight and he has yet to receive even one bid. Poor Bast'id.
“One only has to observe the out-of-control behavior of Modern Western Women …”
Anon!
Thanks for the coupon tip, Papamoka! LOL!!!!!
Tell GTL the women might be wondering what else he’s totin’.
Out-of-control BJ
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