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Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Dead

It was only a matter of time before they got the son of a bitch. Thank you to the United States Military and all of the folks working in the background to end the long nightmare of Osama Bin Laden breathing. No offense to Muslims but I would have preferred that he would have been buried at sea wrapped in bacon or some kind of pig fat. Our military was too kind to him honoring his religious burial rights. Osama Bin Laden didn’t care about the burial rights of all the people he ordered to be killed on 9/11/2001.

But I must digress…

One liners from

Bin Laden must have had his contact information in his PlayStation account…

What did al-Qaida learn from Osama bin Laden’s death? Location, location, location.

At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out.

This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list – finally they get to move up in the rankings.

Wait! Nobody celebrate until we find Waldo too!

My birth certificate? Seriously Trump? Trump this, bitch.

How sad. Mrs. bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to Single/Widowed…

Man, I would NOT want to be 72 virgins right now…

With that all being said, I have to call FTD to send flowers to the graves of 72 Virginian’s and thank them for beating the hell out of Osama Bin Laden and tossing his sorry ass out of heaven. Express route, no security check, no luggage check. Straight to hell! If he thought it was hot in the desert then he really knows what the meaning of hot is now.

The end result is that the SOB is dead and many of the families that lost way too many loved ones can finally find some kind of closure knowing that the man that killed their loved ones is no longer able to harm anyone else. Do fish get indigestion?


UPDATE 5/4/2011

Graphic Pictures Warning: The following link goes to actual pictures from the mission to get Bin Laden, NOT FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON TO SEE: CLICK HERE

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