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Friday, April 01, 2011

Arizona to Tax Fat People


In an announcement today from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, she plans on taxing fat people and smokers for being unhealthy. Arizona like many other states is running a budget deficit and the Governor has to be creative with her ideas to balance the budget. Late reports and rumor is that McDonald’s Corporation is pissed and is refusing to install scales at every register and drive through in Arizona. I honestly don’t think she is wrong. She is right on track. Being a far right wing nut job myself, I would like to propose a national masturbation tax that would balance the federal budget in less than three months and pay off our nation’s entire debt in less than two years. But I digress to this report from ABC News...

As part of a plan to revamp the state's Medicaid program, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer announced on Thursday that she is proposing fees for adults who lead unhealthy lives.

Childless adults who are obese or suffer from a chronic condition and who fail to work with their doctor to meet specific goals would be charged $50 annually. The $50 annual fee also would apply to all childless adult smokers. – ABC News

My plan starts with any subscribers to pornographic magazines will be forced to pay a non-tax deductible premium for any issues with pictures in it. We all know you don’t buy that kind of magazine for its articles. My plan would also include placing key IRS agents at every municipal water treatment facility to test the waters so to speak. This data would then be collated and appropriate tax bills would be sent out by neighborhood. Police thy self is the theory behind this creative revenue generating theory. I’ve emailed several high tech water treatment companies and asked them for their guidance on who should be monitored more closely and they all came up with the same reply. Any household with teenage boys will work.

The second stage of my plan involves the honor system that will be secretly taped by the Department of Homeland Security in all Catholic Church confessionals. Pay your penance, pay your tax. To speed up the payment process, debit card machines will be installed in all confessional booths. We of course will have to grandfather in all right wing perverts under the provision of “They have been doing it since childhood and didn’t know it was taxable income (or should it be outcome) in some diluted clause in the bill.

Please feel free to add your thoughts to the plan I’ve set forth. Together we can make America safe from fat people, smokers, and masturbators. Balancing the budget and paying off our debt is just a bonus on the backs of those hot dog eating, nicotine smoking, and self pleasuring idiots from the left side of the aisle. Governor Brewer should be running for President! NOT!!!!! She is just nuts.

My thanks to Memeorandum for the heads up and the opportunity report on this very important issue.

Not the Papamoka

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7 Comments:

Blogger John Myste said...

I only had time to read the title, but, do you know how much they are going to tax me?

12:58 AM  
Blogger lmfinney427 said...

Sounds Like the Governor in Arizona is Hitlers daughter, looking for the perfect race of people.....sheeez

7:47 AM  
Blogger Papamoka said...

The article said $50 per year but I'm not sure if that is by the pound or not John.

8:44 AM  
Blogger Sue said...

have you seen her face when she talks?? Hell yea she is Hitlers daughter!

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Omnipotent Poobah said...

Hey, isn't that the tyranny of government imposition on people's lives? Or, am I just making sense again?

11:20 AM  
Blogger Infidel753 said...

In an announcement today from Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona, she plans on taxing fat people and smokers for being unhealthy.

There's such a thing as alienating one's political base. Has she looked at any of those pictures of people at teabagger rallies?

Your monitoring plan to enforce the masturbation tax seems likely to overlook cases of female masturbation and thus leave some revenue uncollected. That problem could be addressed by a real-time auditing system, perhaps involving web-cams. The IRS should have no trouble recruiting agents to watch them, though. They could start with the same pool the TSA hires from to man its body scanners.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Jonathan said...

what a crazy bitch! I'm glad I don't live there.

12:38 PM  

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