Bachmann and O’Reilly Love Fest

I want to throw up after seeing the latest lovey love from Bill O’Puke interviewing Michele Bachmann. Bill is wondering why people on the left think that the distinguished nut job congresswomen from Minnesota is outright bats shit and a festering sewerage outlet for the left to criticize? Hello! Every single time this nit wit opens her mouth the flies come roaring out looking for something a little less decomposing and tastier than her actual brain.

I’ll make it perfectly clear for you if you haven‘t had an opinion on Michele Bachmann, she is F’n nuts and has taken it unto herself to be the bad girl of the GOP! Somebody call the cleaning crew in for under Bill’s desk! Save the Louvre sponge. Check out the love fest Bill has for Michele Bachmann over at Think Progress…

O’REILLY: Do you think — and this is an off-the-wall question. And I’m telling the audience that it’s just something that’s occurred to me. Both you and Sarah Palin are good-looking women. I mean, you’re attractive, young — relatively young — women who other women can identify with. You’re a mom, a wife. You had a private-sector job.

I think that’s it. I think that the success of Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann drive the far left crazy because you don’t fit — they don’t like what you believe in, but you can attract others to listen to you. I think that’s what’s going on. - Bill O’Reilly

Maybe we should fill good old Uncle Bill in on why we don’t allow him or Aunty Michele to baby sit our young daughters or run the country. Somebody get a napkin, uncle Bill is drooling again…

Can we look at some actual quotes from Batshit Bachmann (I couldn’t make this up if I wanted too):

"Literally, if we took away the minimum wage—if conceivably it was gone—we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level." —Michele Bachmann, 1/26/05, Jobs, Energy and Community Development Committee, testifying against SF 3, a bill to raise the MN minimum wage and advocating the elimination of the minimum wage altogether..

"Many teenagers that come in should be paying the employer because of broken dishes or whatever occurs during that period of time. But you know what? After six months, that teenager is going to be a fabulous employee and is going to go on a trajectory where he's going to be making so much money, we'll be borrowing money from him." —Michele Bachmann, 1/26/05, explaining why teenagers should pay employers for the privilege of working instead of receiving minimum wage.

"I look at the Scripture and I read it and I take it for what it is. I give more credence in the Scripture as being kind of a timeless word of God to mankind, and I take it for what it is. And I don't think I give as much credence to my own mind, because I see myself as being very limited and very flawed, and lacking in knowledge, and wisdom and understanding. So, I just take the Bible for what it is, I guess, and recognize that I am not a scientist, not trained to be a scientist. I'm not a deep thinker on all of this. I wish I was. I wish I was more knowledgeable, but I'm not a scientist." - Michele Bachmann interviewing with Todd Fiel at KKMS as quoted in the Stillwater Gazette, September 29, 2003. -Quotes courtesy of Dump Michele Bachmann

BACHMANN: It is horrific to know that in the African American community, 50 percent of all African American pregnancies in the United States end in abortion, 50 percent. That is a genocide of African Americans of the United States. It should not be. There are Americans all across this country who would love to adopt African American babies, but they can't because 50 percent of all African American pregnancies today are ending in abortion. - City Pages on Bachmann over at the Huff PO Quote

“Some suggestions are that perhaps we would see an enhancement of wildlife expansion because of the warmth of the pipeline,” she said. […] The [existing Alaska pipeline] pipeline has now become a meeting ground and “coffee klatch” for the caribou, she said. - Bachman quote from Treehugger.com

"Iran is the troublemaker trying to tip over apple carts all over Baghdad right now because they want America to pull out. And you know why? It’s because they’ve already decided, that they’re going to territory, they’re- they’re going to partition Iraq and half of Iraq, the western northern portion of Iraq is going to be called, the United, uh, uh, the, the uh, -oh, I’m sorry, I can’t remember the actual name of it now, but it’s going to be called, um, uh, the, the, uh, uh the Iraq State of Islam, something like that. And I-I’m sorry, I-I don’t have the official name, but it is meant to be the training ground for the terrorists. There’s already an agreement made; they’re going to get half of Iraq and that is going to be a –a terrorist free,-a terrorist safe haven zone." - February 9, 2007, interview with Larry Schumacher, St Cloud Times. Posted February 10, 2007 - Democratic Underground

Yup, I’m pretty much convinced that Michele Bachmann is batshit and Looney as the birds on Golden Pond. What scares the crap out of me is the fact that people actually consider her second fiddle to that other nit wit from Alaska. Then again I should probably shut my mouth and let the GOP parade their best out. They don’t really need the sixth grade or higher education vote.

Papamoka

I feel much better now… :)