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Friday, May 08, 2009

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Swine Flu Prevention Tip
“Don’t Do This!”


It had been said that in America , if a black man were elected President, it would be, “when pigs fly”. Lo and behold, 100 days into Obama’s Presidency……SWINE FLU!!! - Author Unknown


The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down,
told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
'That's great I couldn't be happier for you !'

Then she said, 'There's more'

I asked, What do you mean there's more ?

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby.
We are going to have TWINS !'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said ....

(You're going to love this !)

'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive !' - Author Unknown

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is my all time favorite joke:
I have to use a naughty word though. I hope it doesn't insult anyone:

2 Old guys in a nursing home are watching TV in the Day Room when an old woman stands in front of them and opens up her bathrobe and is wearing nothing underneath and yells out "SUPER PUSSY!"
One of the men who is hard of hearing says to the other "What did she say?" and the other one answers "She said "SUPER PUSSY!"
and with that he replies "I'll have the soup"

3:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am the author of this one:

It had been said that in America , if a black republican man were elected President, it would be, “when elephants fly”.


3:44 PM  
Blogger Papamoka said...

You are a pissa Lisa! LOL

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I try! heeheee!


4:30 PM  
Blogger B.J. said...

A guy was watching a ballgame and was surprised when a good-looking blonde knocked on his front door and offered to paint his porch for $50. Since he had paint in the garage and was anxious to get back to the game, he told her “Sure.” A half hour later, she knocked at the back door. “That was quick,” he said, paying her the $50. As she skipped away, she looked back and said, “It’s not a Porsche, it’s a Lexus!”

6:31 PM  
Blogger Papamoka said...

OMG BJ! I laughed my ass off over that one. Thanks

2:02 PM  

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