Exclusive: Virginity for Sale

No this is not a post about the open Senate Seat’s in Illinois, New York or Ohio. I was just perusing some of the stories in the press today and came across a piece on a young lady from San Diego willing to auction off her virginity to the highest bidder to pay for her higher education. Her auction is up into the millions and poor Heidi Fleiss is I’m sure livid. Natalie Dylan is getting her fifteen minutes of fame via an online auction for just saying “No!” Finally, somebody listened to Nancy Reagan. All I can say is I’m disgusted and Natalie’s Auction isn’t on Ebay.

Then I find out that the hard times here in America have hit home and my best friend down in Alabama, the one and only Gun Toting Liberal is auctioning off his virginity too! Ladies are only allowed to bid in his auction if you were wondering. It’s like a damn plague. Damn you George Bush for causing this financial crisis in our nation. If you have the time you might want to check out his post on it. You have to promise not to tell his wife though. She would kick his butt from here to the moon! That and I’m trying to extort lunch money from him. Funniest thing I’ve read lately. Kudos to GTL for a twisted way to profit from this story on his blog. Although, I hear word that the highest bidder right now is someone that used to be named Verne but had one of them operations and goes by Laverne now. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I’ll keep you posted.

I’m pretty sure both of the folks noted in this post will be going to jail for the oldest profession in the world but what the hell if they get out in a couple of years millions of dollars richer. Kudos to GTL for a gut wrenching belly laugh spin on this story.

Papamoka

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