I am not sure if anyone will receive this. I am shipping it via carrier pigeon from Heaven. That was an awesome ride! I was scooped up in a flash.
As I understand things, some of you didn't make it and will now have to endure months off suffering as the world self-destructs one disaster at a time.
Since Infidel did not believe, I am certain he did not make it, poor lad.
I hope you made it, Papa. If not, I will not pray for you, though. If you didn't make it, then God thinks you’re an ass and I am not going to argue with Him, lest He smite me.
OK, back to playing around God’s throne for all eternity. This is every bit as much fun as I thought it would be. My back hurts a bit. He has the only chair and I cannot even see over His shin! It seems a bit selfish, but my mind is really too small to understand. If I were down there with Infidel, at least I would have a cushioned chair.
More like champagne for all the May 22 parties to mock the morons when they wake up and find the world is still here.....
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ReplyDeleteI am not sure if anyone will receive this. I am shipping it via carrier pigeon from Heaven. That was an awesome ride! I was scooped up in a flash.
As I understand things, some of you didn't make it and will now have to endure months off suffering as the world self-destructs one disaster at a time.
Since Infidel did not believe, I am certain he did not make it, poor lad.
I hope you made it, Papa. If not, I will not pray for you, though. If you didn't make it, then God thinks you’re an ass and I am not going to argue with Him, lest He smite me.
OK, back to playing around God’s throne for all eternity. This is every bit as much fun as I thought it would be. My back hurts a bit. He has the only chair and I cannot even see over His shin! It seems a bit selfish, but my mind is really too small to understand. If I were down there with Infidel, at least I would have a cushioned chair.
John,
ReplyDeleteYou must be in the lower levels of Heaven. We have High Speed internet and wingless-wireless way up on my level.
Have to run, thankfully half of the pizza delivery dudes made it. I got extra pepperoni on my pie.